Humorous Wedding Roast of the Groom :: Wedding Toasts Roasts Speeches

Humorous get hitched with Speech about the GroomGood afternoon, ladies and gentlemen. Before starting the nonpareil speech that I know youve all(a) been waiting for, Id like to thank both Steve and Marcus my two support acts. And Id also like to thank Marcus in particular, for hosting what so far has been an suddenly fantastic wedding. It hobot have been easy watching your l unrivaledsome(prenominal) daughter marry someone like Steve. In fact, I can only imagine what it might have been like - perhaps a similar feeling to realizing that youve just trodden in some fresh tag mess, only 100 times worse? save Marcus, if I may call you that, youve conducted yourself with great dignity and composure like a shot, and I think we should all take inspiration from you particularly when we next have a misadventure on the pavement. And talking of mishaps on pavements, it was 17 years ago this truly year that I trod on Steve sorry, I mean that I met Steve - one September morning, both of us walking to our first day at St Josephs Secondary. And I feel the things Ive witnessed over the last 17 years give me a certain authority today to remind Marcus, and to tell those of you who dont know Steve, quite what Aimees got herself into. Now, I can see Steve beginning to look uncomfortable and, behind that refreshing smile, Aimee is clearly furious. And its fair enough, because they did make it very plain to me that today was a family occasion. But its also tough, because this is too good an probability to miss. That said, they shouldnt really worry because Steves never been much of a rebel. In fact, at school he was quite a goody-two-shoe if you cut the fact that through the fourth and fifth year he apply his changing room locker to run a profitable modify library of pornographic magazines. Let me tell you, when word got round that the crock Prince had some new stock in, there would be a waiting line half way round the block. Or so I heard. But he did ask me not to go into that today, because its something hes never told Aimee, so I wont. And in fairness to Steve, he was actually a keen student who always wanted to found forward his opinions and he would have done well if the examination get along had only agreed with just a few more of them.